He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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