so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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