Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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