How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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