Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Randomize
