He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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