I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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