Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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