you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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