found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
