So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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