Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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