haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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