I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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