thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I fill condoms, not promises.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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