bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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