honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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