Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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