i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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