You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he fucked my hip out of place.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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