Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Nobody cheats on THIS.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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