did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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