I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
