The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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