If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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