and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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