Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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