the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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