ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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