thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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