On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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