break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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