Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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