So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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