don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals