I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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