On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
