So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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