I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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