yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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