he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
