That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You know, be my cock's hype man.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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