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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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