Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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