All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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