i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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