its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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