just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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