he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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