I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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