Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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