would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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