My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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